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"Oh and you probably use an online dictionary to say big words in your sentences to make yourself sound smart anyway. "
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<- Begged to be put here so he's here. Nobody really likes him and I felt sorry for him. He's easily offendable so try not to say anything objective to him. Just try to be nice!

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OctoSquishy Says: (Nov 14th 2009, 7:45PM)
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Do you have a DA?
psychotic mime Says: (Nov 9th 2009, 6:12PM)
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so you know what happened? i farted. when i thought of you.
Sirenexe Says: (Sep 6th 2009, 9:10PM)
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Sick and dying?

Loversdenial Says: (Sep 1st 2009, 1:00AM)
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Dude, Your back I need you and me to team up in a collab once again!!! in my 1st journal here's the link:

http://www.sheezyart.com/journal/view/579897/
jefflover Says: (Aug 30th 2009, 12:51AM)
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OH NOEZ

I BE BEIN STALKED D:







Danke for teh stalkee ^-^
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British tourists are obnoxious and provocotive posted Nov 12th 2009, 9:59PM
Mood: TiredMusic: Yoshi's Island Theme
So I was in Orlando this Veteran's Day with family. We camped out and spent the day at Sea World. Shits great, but I had a silly run-in with a group of teenage British tourists in the park.

I was with my little brother Nick(12 years old) in line for that huge new hanging steel coaster Shamu put in a few months ago, Manta, and we noticed that we were being stared at provocatively by a few young teenage kids. I ignored them because I'm an amazing gentlemen and whatnot, but I've taught my brother so well that he had to make a goofy face at them. He opened his mouth and smiled a big ^____^;; smile at them, which caused them to act like apes and scream angrily from the ride's line in an attempt to regain their lost.. respect? I don't exactly know what they felt they lost, but whatever it was, it was fucking serious.

Now at this point we were already on the ride and it was just starting to take off down the track leaving the angry queer looking kids behind, so we thought nothing more of it and hung on for one of the most amazing coasters ever to be conceived. Really, Manta is a fullblown religious experience man. It'll blast your balls right off.

So we got off the ride with our balls thoroughly blown off, and began highfiving and brofisting all the way to The Shark Encounter, when we were stopped mid-way by somebody behind us calling for our attention. Turning around I was a bit confused. It was the kids from Manta. Their faces showed that they were fucking pissed to bits about something, but besides my brother making a goofy face at them, they had no reason to be so mad.

Then it came out: "WHAT DA FUCK DO YOU FUCKIN PUNKS THINK YOUR DOING FUCKIN BACK THERE WITH THAT FUCKIN FACE HUH?".(un-exaggerated) That's when it hit me; we were being stalked down at Sea World by people we don't even know because we smiled at them.

I decided that at this point the best course of action would be to use big words, smile a whole fucking lot, and congenially ask them how they're doing today. Well, I think it goes without saying that the next twenty sentences escaping his(the oldest of them) mouth were completely composed of profanity and anger.

The conversation went somewhat as so:

Me: G'day! How can I help you all?
Tallest kid: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT? WHY ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING TO ME?
Me: Ah, well that would be because you're stalking me through Sea World.
Tallest kid: THE FUCK I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
Me: Not at all. Are you alright? You're looking hostile. Maybe you should tell me what's on your mind.
Tallest kid: THE FUCK IS ON MY MIND. IT'S YOU YOU FUCKING PUNK. AAGGGGGGGGGGGGG *grabs head in pain and clear frustrated anger*

I'm really not exaggerating that either. At one point he actually grabbed his head with both hands and shook it spasmically. When it happened I started to become afraid for my life; he looked way too much like he was about to transform into the Hulk.

After a good minute of me excessively politely trolling him while he unintelligibly cursed me out, he began to attract the attention of a nearby staff dude. I thought that this would be a good time to break it off so I turned around with Nick and we walked away. They pretty much just stood there bewildered at this point, not wanting to dig themselves any deeper, and probably not able to process enough data to realize that we were walking away from them.

So it was a fun experience.

This isn't a standalone event either. I've had loads of hilarious collisions with British tourists. It's like British people spontaneously transform into horrible monstrosities the moment they set foot on foreign ground, but in general they usually seem like pretty decent people.. at least when they aren't touring.
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